The German Recipe for Guaranteed Happiness:
1. Wine...the more the merrier!
2. Bratwurst in a barrel
3. Whole-Rotisserie Pig
4. Medieval Parades with Trumpeters
5. Street plays about middle-aged women and their Brüste (no need for translation)
6. Chubby German men singing American songs in bad accents making the German women dance like its the best thing they've ever heard
7. More wine!!!
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